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Hello there~ I'm the potato queen aka Vanilla. Welcome to the kingdom <3 --------------------------------------------------
August 28th 2014
August 28th 2014


crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

August 28th 2014



the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

August 28th 2014



scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

August 28th 2014
I swim because I want to.
August 28th 2014


I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

August 28th 2014
August 28th 2014


Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

August 27th 2014

things the Signs should probably stop doing (#1) »


Aries: stop doing everything so hastily like there’s no tomorrow, no time to waste. sometimes patience can help you win

Taurus: stop hoarding things just because they remind you of something important

Gemini: stop using your talent with words to mislead others, you can do better


Woah.. I actually kinda do is a lot..

August 27th 2014


kudos to those running the Free! wikia