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♔ You had me at hello ♔
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August 28th 2014
August 28th 2014

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

August 28th 2014

toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

August 28th 2014

radiicvl:

unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

August 28th 2014
I swim because I want to.
August 28th 2014

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

August 28th 2014
August 28th 2014

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

August 27th 2014

things the Signs should probably stop doing (#1) »

zodiac—signs:

Aries: stop doing everything so hastily like there’s no tomorrow, no time to waste. sometimes patience can help you win

Taurus: stop hoarding things just because they remind you of something important

Gemini: stop using your talent with words to mislead others, you can do better

Cancer:

Woah.. I actually kinda do is a lot..

August 27th 2014

harukasmilkshake:

kudos to those running the Free! wikia